HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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