Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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