Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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