SEEEEXXX PLEASE
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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