So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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