I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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