I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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