Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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