Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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