so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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