Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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