And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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