Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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