is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i believe in u and ur pee
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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