Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
