Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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