But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think my moral compass just broke
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