Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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