So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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