You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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