I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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