Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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