Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Randomize
