We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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