The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
In other news, I just burned my penis
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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