I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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