So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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