I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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