i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i will never coherently bang her
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
