she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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