therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
