she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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