we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
