My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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