Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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