Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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