It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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