A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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