you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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