It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Your cock deserves a montage
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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