I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You're earring is so big in my mouth
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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