That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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