His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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