She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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