Im at strip club and am horny
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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