I am puke
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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