Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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