found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The air was thick with penises
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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