Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
accomplished twins. life is a go
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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