make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We are two peas in an std pod
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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