considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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