Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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