Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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