hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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