Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
