Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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