I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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